The Crown and Anchor had an Anti-Valentine’s Day party on Saturday and my contribution were these Blackhearted Cards.
Other cards included “Roses are Red. Lady Gaga’s a hit. Now that we’re thru, can I get back my sh*t?” and “500 Days of Summer got nothing on you. You’re so f*cking evil, you did it in two.” along with a bunch of rhymes about VD. They were enjoyed by the Pub patrons.
Just another of my many talents!
Happy Valentine’s Day!